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Stupid Questions
a.k.a. "Is that a New
Sink?"
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We've all heard them, we've been asked them. Most of us have even asked them. My first roommate, Dan, after leaving home was the king of asking stupid questions. Don't take this as an endorsement of doing drugs; but usually we were too high to have even noticed them. It was the rare occasion when we were sober that myself and another room mate really noticed it. We were burn-outs; our neighbors were burn-outs. 4 'adults' living in a single 1 bedroom duplex never phased any of the neighbors, and for some reason didn't really both any of us either; we were all just glad to be out of the parents house. We had no car and we all worked together in another city about 10 miles away. We bought groceries once every two weeks (every other payday). We ate a lot of ramen noodles (and we bought the store brand, not the name brands). A LOT of them. It took 3 of us to carry all the ramen home from the store. On one of those trips we decided to confront Dan on his ability of pointing out the obvious in the form of a question; to which he disagreed. Not more than 5 minutes later we see one of our neighbors bringing into his apartment what was obviously a sink. It still had the protective blue wrap on it, so it was obviously new. Dan, being as astute as he is, asks the question: "Is that a new sink"? For the better part of my living with Dan, I would constantly remind him that one day I would write a book called "Is That a New Sink?" The book would contain ALL the stupid questions he ever asked. Like I mentioned earlier, we were burnouts; and I forgot most of them. Since that time, all my friends call me, email, whatever to tell me about the newest stupid question they either heard or were asked. Like I said, we were burnouts; I'm still recovering brain cells, and have forgotten most of them too. The following list is my life goal and ambition to bring this collective of stupid questions into the public eye. This is an on going process so check back often. As the list grows, I'll make it easier to follow by breaking it down into categories; but until then, just enjoy the list. |
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