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Sunken Turd Productions® |
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a subsidiary of Catt Butt International. |
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Sunken Turd Productions started out one night with Jeremy and Commodore Sloan getting drunk and grabbing a video camera and chasing the cat around with it. When that got boring they started 'performing' sketch comedy. The next morning, they watched it and showed those living/squatting in their house. It was enjoyed by all. The next night a guy we'll just call OB joined in on the fun. Soon everyone in the house began the nightly ritual of drunken performance. On the very last night, Jeremy video taped a rather hefty shit being flushed down the toilet and stated "This has been a Sunken Turd Production"; later on, Jason (the brother of Jeremy), taped one of the many feline squatters walking away and stated "A Subsidiary of Cat Butt International." -Thus a new era of comedy was born- Many years later, Jason, probably not remembering these days, took it in another direction creating "The Drunken Round Table" - an internet radio station where he, his wife (who was also involved in the original Sunken Turd recordings), and their friends get drunk and go on the air talking about whatever comes to mind. Commodore Sloan and Jeremy work together as appliance slingers. Most of their days are filled with coming up with stupid ideas. One day, while discussing 'Ask A Ninja" doing an interview on "The Drunken Round Table," they decided that it was time to resurrect Sunken Turd. Unfortunately some of the original cast don't share our vision. Many have moved on and started families and just don't have time for it. OB doesn't return any one's phone calls and was caught up in a scandal involving a 'personal' video tape so wasn't asked to come back. Another guy had a stick up his ass when he called and wanted us to believe that he just didn't have the time. Hopefully we'll be able to get some of these folks back into the toilet as supporting cast on a few things. The original tapes have all been destroyed. Most of us would like to forget about the things we did in the name of drunken comedy. The good stuff will be reproduced; the gay stuff will never be talked about again....cause we're not gay. In fact, all male characters have since gotten married.....to women. Most of us had kids, proving we like the sex with women. Really; we're not gay....not that there is anything wrong with that.......it's just not our thing. Well, there is something wrong about being a gay Mexican....who insists on everyone calling him by a girl's name....but that's a whole different story. WE'RE NOT GAY! 2008 Update: Scootie Puff, JR and Cassidy have joined the cast....and here's how they tie in to the original recordings:
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