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For comedic value, we have started two new websites.
When you are bored here, check them out.... |
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Has it really been this long? Our newest feature has
been in the making since Thanksgiving Day (Late November for
our non-US viewers). It's over 11 minutes long and is
crammed full of what makes us Sunken Turd...you know, shit.
It has been a learning experience, which means it's not the
best cinematic work we've done; but promises that Episode 2
will be better and longer. I'll be sinking more than 2
grand into equipment over the next month, so there may be
another delay in Episode 2 while we figure out how to use
it, but it will look MUCH MUCH better. To keep you guys
happy, I'll be posting partials of our favorite parts and an
8 minute long piece that looks and sounds like crap that
didn't make it in. It's funny shit, and some of it was
salvaged; but it's being presented to you as an outtake
reel.
We will be taking on a new member which we're hoping will
freshen us up a bit. Expect to see him make his debut
in Episode 2.....And for no reason at all; here's the phrase
hilarious videos. |
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We haven't forgotten about you guys. Believe it or
not, we actually have families. Families that demand a
lot of our time during the holidays (I figured that at least
myself would be considered the weird uncle that doesn't
get invited to anything because he's just too damn weird).
We are still working on the "Whenever you want to..." show;
and it's near completion (would have been done weeks ago if
not for the aforementioned family holiday crap). Look
for it early next year! |
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We've officially taken in an entire $1.00 in revenues for
this website!
I was given bad news which I'll share with you guys since
it explains why nothing much has gone on on the website, and
why things are going to be slow for a little while longer:
the accident myself and Commodore Sloan had gotten into
requires me to get surgery now. Seems they were
treating the wrong problem, so now I have a 6x4x4cm joint
fluid filled cyst in my left shoulder as a result of torn
cartilage around the back side of the socket joint. And for
no reason at all; here's the phrase hilarious videos. |
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I've been looking over the logs, and I'm
really confused. It seems that our biographies page is
THE MOST LOOKED at. Either there's an error, or you
people find us rather interesting; which I just find
disturbing. Here's more disturbing facts:
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We get on average 21 unique visitors
a day.
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Combined, only 56 pages are viewed a
day, so each of you is looking at about 2 pages.
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Most of you use Windows with the
Netscape browser.
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Out of the 9 Unix based visitors only
one of you uses Konqueror (The best Linux browser I ever
used).
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A new section gets opened up; The Shit We See. This
is mostly just pictures of stupid or funny shit we come
across on our daily path. The photos are taken with
our cell phones, so they suck, but you'll get the idea.
The main purpose of putting this here is to get something
new for you guys to look at while we're working on filming
new projects. Filming of the first episode of "Bikini
Man" is scheduled for this Thursday; but we're still waiting
for all the permissions we need, so no promises are being
made. |
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Jeremy appeared on
The Drunk Round
Table, weekday sober edition. We'd like to
thank them for letting us promote our work on their
internet radio show and having me on as a guest.
Listeners of that show got a preview of Bikini Man and
was called a 'Sexy Hairy Beast' by one of their
regular callers...at least she got the Hairy part
right. And for no reason at all; here's the phrase
hilarious videos. |
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The first of the truly new Sunken Turd Videos is posted,
"How To Properly Wash Your Balls". BTW- We
DO NOT endorse mixing your prescription medications with
alcohol. This can be deadly...so don't actually do
it. |
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I just recovered my computer from a
serious crash, just in time to get into a serious crash
while at work. This should give me some more time
to work on the web site while recovering from my
whip-lash; but has delayed us from filming the first
segment of Bikini man for at least a week. It's
bad enough you were going to see a fat hairy guy in a
bikini; you don't need to see him in a neck brace as
well....it's just not as funny. Click
here
to see what the truck looked like after the fact.... |
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Jeremy and Commodore Sloan
decide to resurrect Sunken Turd Productions and give it
a strong web presence. If you want to know
more about us prior to this date, read the About Us. |
