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The cost of new equipment is more than fiscal We have to delay the release of Episode 2 for about a week. Turns out there is a nasty learning curve on our new equipment that is causing a re-shoot of about 75% of our material. Bikini man may also be making his debut as we can't budget in a shoot of that at this time.... but we'll see about possibly changing the venue or just going with what we have... we honestly haven't decided exactly what we are doing with it just yet.
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As promised, the out takes for Episode 1 have finally been posted. And
as an added bonus, a short set of the Episode 2 outtakes have been added as
well.
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We've added some new features to the site:
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We're hard at work on Episode 2 of the whenever you want to
watch it show. I was a guest on the Drunken Round
Table again this weekend....check it out. I added another video that is not funny in any form of the word...well, it kind of is, but only if you know me. It's NOT a Sunken Turd video, so it's not listed in the video section; you'll have to look at my BIOS page to see it... |
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For comedic value, we have started two new websites.
When you are bored here, check them out.... |
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Has it really been this long? Our newest feature has
been in the making since Thanksgiving Day (Late November for
our non-US viewers). It's over 11 minutes long and is
crammed full of what makes us Sunken Turd...you know, shit.
It has been a learning experience, which means it's not the
best cinematic work we've done; but promises that Episode 2
will be better and longer. I'll be sinking more than 2
grand into equipment over the next month, so there may be
another delay in Episode 2 while we figure out how to use
it, but it will look MUCH MUCH better. To keep you guys happy, I'll be posting partials of our favorite parts and an 8 minute long piece that looks and sounds like crap that didn't make it in. It's funny shit, and some of it was salvaged; but it's being presented to you as an outtake reel. We will be taking on a new member which we're hoping will freshen us up a bit. Expect to see him make his debut in Episode 2.....And for no reason at all; here's the phrase hilarious videos. |
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We haven't forgotten about you guys. Believe it or
not, we actually have families. Families that demand a
lot of our time during the holidays (I figured that at least
myself would be considered the weird uncle that doesn't
get invited to anything because he's just too damn weird). We are still working on the "Whenever you want to..." show; and it's near completion (would have been done weeks ago if not for the aforementioned family holiday crap). Look for it early next year! |
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We've officially taken in an entire $1.00 in revenues for
this website!
I was given bad news which I'll share with you guys since it explains why nothing much has gone on on the website, and why things are going to be slow for a little while longer: the accident myself and Commodore Sloan had gotten into requires me to get surgery now. Seems they were treating the wrong problem, so now I have a 6x4x4cm joint fluid filled cyst in my left shoulder as a result of torn cartilage around the back side of the socket joint. And for no reason at all; here's the phrase hilarious videos. |
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I've been looking over the logs, and I'm really confused. It seems that our biographies page is THE MOST LOOKED at. Either there's an error, or you people find us rather interesting; which I just find disturbing. Here's more disturbing facts:
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A new section gets opened up; The Shit We See. This is mostly just pictures of stupid or funny shit we come across on our daily path. The photos are taken with our cell phones, so they suck, but you'll get the idea. The main purpose of putting this here is to get something new for you guys to look at while we're working on filming new projects. Filming of the first episode of "Bikini Man" is scheduled for this Thursday; but we're still waiting for all the permissions we need, so no promises are being made. |
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Jeremy appeared on The Drunk Round Table, weekday sober edition. We'd like to thank them for letting us promote our work on their internet radio show and having me on as a guest. Listeners of that show got a preview of Bikini Man and was called a 'Sexy Hairy Beast' by one of their regular callers...at least she got the Hairy part right. And for no reason at all; here's the phrase hilarious videos. |
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The first of the truly new Sunken Turd Videos is posted, "How To Properly Wash Your Balls". BTW- We DO NOT endorse mixing your prescription medications with alcohol. This can be deadly...so don't actually do it. |
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I just recovered my computer from a serious crash, just in time to get into a serious crash while at work. This should give me some more time to work on the web site while recovering from my whip-lash; but has delayed us from filming the first segment of Bikini man for at least a week. It's bad enough you were going to see a fat hairy guy in a bikini; you don't need to see him in a neck brace as well....it's just not as funny. Click here to see what the truck looked like after the fact.... |
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Jeremy and Commodore Sloan decide to resurrect Sunken Turd Productions and give it a strong web presence. If you want to know more about us prior to this date, read the About Us. |
